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geekscoutcookies:

ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

thugkitchen:

Looking for that perfect grocery bag? Not anymore.
Check out Thug Kitchen’s new merch store. You’re fucking welcome.

That t-shirt….

That tshirt would be epic.Id wear it only cooking. Out in the streets,nah.

geekscoutcookies:

ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

thugkitchen:

Looking for that perfect grocery bag? Not anymore.

Check out Thug Kitchen’s new merch store. You’re fucking welcome.

That t-shirt….

That tshirt would be epic.

Id wear it only cooking. Out in the streets,nah.

(via whiskeyandcupcakes)

thekevinmarshall:

Let me spare you three minutes of stupid, saccharine platitudes in the form of a “prank:”

Fake ad posted. Hundreds of hours! No vacations! Physical exertions, etc., to no surprise the job is being a MOM

GUYYYYYYYS

BEING A MOM

If billions of people do it, it’s not a remarkable feat. 

Some Moms are great. Some not so great. Some are terrible. Awful, even.

Having a child is not enough to get you a gold star. You can be a good parent. Hell, you can be a GREAT parent. But don’t pat yourself on the back simply for being a parent. 

You will have no shortage of people that will encourage you to do so. Most of them will have a financial incentive, like this company, whatever the fuck they do (I think it’s online greeting cards). I beg of you, though, to not allow it to stop at procreation. Do not think simply having kids is ever enough. Because I’m telling you, and I say this as someone who one day hopes to have kids himself, the mere existence of your children does not entitle you to anything.

It’s on you, fuckers. Be a good parent and just say no to this patronizing bullshit.

Speaking of bullshit, can this possibly be for real? If so, they must have filtered out numerous others whose reaction was “you didn’t just really waste all that time so you can not only not hire me, but inform me there is no job and you’re going to make money off this. Wait, for real? I’M UNEMPLOYED, ASSHOLE.”

right now

dem peeper frogs

dem crickets

soon ….

more peeper frogs

no cars

quiet barn

country

nighttime fires

gardens

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

"You’re a fighter. I can see it in all your mannerisms: the way you walk, talk, hold yourself, and look at people. You know that you are made from the passion of a moment and that you have the stars in your blood. Everything about you screams “I have been broken and I have overcome.” You want people to test you. You want people to feel inferior when they look at you. You have scars on your skin and on your soul and you wear them proudly. You know that the only person who is allowed to break you is yourself and you will never let that happen again. But despite all of this you crave love. You want someone who makes you feel soft and like you don’t have to have it all figured out. You want someone who sees the scars on your skin and doesn’t run from them, or even just accept them, but wonders how they got there and what finally made you realize that spilling the stars from your skin won’t heal the wounds in your heart. Your walls are higher than even the tallest waves of the ocean that swims behind your eyes when you’re at your weakest. No one has ever had the courage to walk up to you and look you in the eyes and say that you aren’t just pretty because someone like you can’t be confined to society’s standards of pretty. You are so much more than that lousy word. You have the power of a goddess in your heart and the grace of a pianist in your soul. You are a fighter; but that doesn’t mean you can’t be a lover. That doesn’t mean that you don’t deserve to have mountains moved for you. That doesn’t mean that everyone you touch has to crumble because they can’t handle the power that courses through your veins. I know you can’t belong to me because the only person who you belong to is yourself and you’ve worked to hard to have that taken from you. You are not mine, you are yours and everything in you is fighting to keep it that way. But I do not wish to own you, just to simply give you a place to go when you’re tired at the end of the day and no longer wish you were a fighter."

— It’s 5:09pm and you’re asleep on my chest and I love you (via writing-the-difference)

(via hibdonianhurricane)

"I never realized what a big deal that was. How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head."

— Nina LaCour (via thelovelyloner)

(Source: psych-facts, via champagne)

"My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them."

— Laurell K. Hamilton (via planb-becomeapirate)

(Source: makelovetothemoon, via houseoflabeija)

Tags: quote

livingthemontage:

Feeling this today.

And if you don’t know what to make of this, then we will not relate.

(this show was one of the best I’ve been to in quite a while. Their energy was incredible. Date nights/shows have never been better.)

mikaelahamilton:

I started a ‘how-to’ series.

'how-to': campfire dinner.  

http://mikaelahamilton.com/blog/2014/2/17/how-to-campfire-dinner

THIS SUMMER!!!

I didn’t get to do any camping, hiking, or swimming last summer. I’m looking forward to doing a lot of it this year, with my love.

(via mllemouse)

kenobi-wan-obi:

bouncingdodecahedrons:

Carl telling us how (not) to science.

"conclusion: dinosaurs" is still my favorite rebuttal to just about anything tbh.

(via the-martian-chronicles)

Tags: carl sagan

jonathanthefilmbuff:

yay—stefon:

Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.

(via hibdonianhurricane)

Tags: louis ck

Holy shit I forgot about this.

(Source: jensensations, via courtneytothemax)

"Sometimes love
Sometimes real love
Is fucking rude"

— Andrea Gibson -Etiquette Leash (via gracefordreamers)

(via a-slippery-slope)

"I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened."

— ― Mark Twain (via psych-quotes)

It’s so much easier to let go of worries now.

(via ayyaiyai)

"Fall in love with someone who wants you, who waits for you. who understands you even in the madness; someone who helps you, and guides you, someone who is your support, your hope. Fall in love with someone who talks with you after a fight. Fall in love with someone who misses you and wants to be with you. Do not fall in love only with a body or with a face; or with the idea of being in love."

— (via eitakhuas)

(Source: stay-impure, via path-to-personal-eudaimonia)